please stop fearing and loathing

my significantly hotter boyfriend said, "everybody is writing the fear and loathing of X... it's so stupid."

Oh come on, said I, looking into his big, brown, bright and buoyant bug-eyes. It can't possibly be that bad.

Oh it is that bad, said he.

Remembering that I had hungry Claudes to feed at home, I had them run a little deep-search. Turns out it was that bad:

original ones by hunter s. thompson

fear and loathing in real places

fear and loathing in abstract places

fear and loathing on substack

fear and loafing???

fear and (self-) loathing, 6 times, really???

beer and loathing???

not quite fear and not quite loathing

fear and trembling

fear and hackings

fear and loving / longing / learning

Thank you my baby clankers for helping me compile this wall of shame. Maybe people will really stop doing it now.